Kosher Music, That's *Gay

This is the Israeli singer/songwriter Ivri Lider. You like? I like!
His WEBSITE
*Gay as in HAPPY! Come on people, get your head out of the gutter!

A Kosher Pink

I love artiste, award-winning director and painter Julian Schnabel. First off, he directed BASQUIAT. Great film! If you haven't seen it, you really must.
David Bowie plays Andy Warhol! It's fucking brilliant!
The next reason I love Julian Schnabel is because he painted an apartment building he owned BRIGHT ASS PINK! And I think it looks kind of hot.

The 14 story building has incurred no small amount of wrath, the most colorful of which flows from West Village preservationist crazy Andrew Berman, the Greenwich Village Society for Historic Preservation's director.

"I don't know for sure -- but my fear is that this will be the color," he said. "I think virtually any other color would be more acceptable." Berman called the building -- with arched windows and clay roof tiles -- Mediterranean style. "What it actually looks like is a house you would see in the hills above Hollywood -- if it was two stories. On the Greenwich Village waterfront at 17 stories, it's a nightmare," he said. The preservationist thought this very may well be intentional -- that Schnabel wants to punish, with pink, those who opposed him..."It almost looks as though he went to great pains to make this building as ugly as possible and to make it stick out like a sore thumb," Berman observed.

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A Moment of Zen

Man. I want to go do some crunches!
DOUBLE TIME

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Woman Killed by Her Own Pet Dog

CONNERSVILLE, Ind. — A one-year-old chow mix apparently turned on its owner, killing her with bites to her throat and arm, authorities said.

Phyllis G. Carroll, 63, was mauled by one of her two black chow mix dogs around 7:30 p.m. Sunday, said Fayette County Coroner Joe Todd.

Both dogs were seized and will be destroyed at the request of the victim's family, he said.

Carroll kept the dogs, a male and female from the same litter, in a yard behind her home in Connersville. There were no witnesses, but Todd said authorities believed the male dog, which was the larger of the two, attacked Carroll.

The dog bit Carroll in the arm as she carried treats out from the house, then bit her throat after she fell to the ground. Eight sets of bite marks were found on Carroll, Todd said.

She bled to death from her wounds, he said.

Friends said Carroll had become increasingly afraid of the aggressive dogs, Todd said.

"In 34 years of investigating deaths I have never, ever had a vicious animal attack that resulted in the death of the victim," he said.

SADNESS. WHO THOUGHT A CHOW WAS SUCH AN AGGRESSIVE ANIMAL?
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So Not Kosher - Woman Whores Her Teen Daughter Out

MUSKEGON, Mich. — A Muskegon Heights woman was sentenced Monday to 12 to 22 1/2 years in prison after authorities said she used a written contract to arrange for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with the woman's boyfriend for two months while she recuperated from abdominal surgery.

The 41-year-old woman, whom The Associated Press is not identifying to protect her daughter's identity, in April pleaded no contest in Muskegon County Circuit Court to three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but judges treat it as a guilty plea at sentencing.

"What you've done to your daughter is one of the worst things I can think of," Judge Timothy G. Hicks said at the sentencing hearing.

Authorities said the woman agreed to the arrangement because she feared losing her boyfriend, Michael Fitzgibbon, while recuperating from the operation.

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GREAT iPhone Commercial - With Jews IN IT!!

Coming June 29, 2007

Fathers Day of the FUTURE

Gay Bomb!

To sci-fi to be true, YET IT IS!!

So Not Kosher Quote of the Day

"I'm embarrassed to be me because these people are doing a really sad, pitiful, shallow version of what I've done. If they want to identify with me then here's a razor blade. Call me when you're done and we'll talk."

-Marylin Manson

Um, Marylin, your head is looking kinda big.

The Daily Bitch for June 7, 2007

Bentley the Basset Hound


He has some big, floppy ears! How cute :)

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Douche Cologne

glumbert.com - The Douche Cologne


"You act like a douche, now you can smell like one."

I know a few (hundred) guys that I could buy this for!

What The Hell

Speechless Victoria. You have made me speechless.

OK, maybe I have this outfit in blue.

This is NOT PHOTOSHOPPED! SNK

Tania Derveaux is ready to give out 40,000 blowjobs to men that vote for her in the next Belgian election. Tania is currently the leading (of course) NEE party senate candidate. Tania says she will take a 500-day tour around the world and blow dudes every single day. That's about 80 dicks a day!

In order to receive a oral tongue bath from Tania you have to be 18 or older, wear a condom and Tania can deny you for any reason. She said, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."

Rules, rules, rules! Her jaw will most likely fall off by dick 200. Tania doesn't realize how much nasty wang there is out there. Trust me, I've come across some. Cheese sandwich.

The next Belgian election is June 5th and at least 40,000 votes are needed to start a political group.

AT LEAST SHE HAS SOME STANDARDS. I KID I KID, SHE IS A WHORE. BUT INTERESTING CAMPAIGN IDEA, IMAGINE IF HILARY CLINTON TRIED IT....

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Must I say it? SO NOT KOSHER!

This Breaks IT ALL DOWN

I love this guy. He is hilarious. His gayness is GLORIOUS and he needs his own television show, I would totally TIVO it.

I love when he talks about Britney's website "who is her webmaster? who lets her post her lame ass web-postings!!"

Seriously! Great QUESTION!

If You Are Gay! Great News!

NH Governor Signs Same-Sex Civil Union Bill

Beginning in January, same-sex couples will be able to form civil unions in New Hampshire. Governor John Lynch (D) signed a law yesterday that will give partners in civil unions the same rights as married couples. Out-of-state civil unions will be recognized in New Hampshire if they are legal in the original state, according to the Associated Press.

Lynch said the law confirms New Hampshire’s commitment to "fairness for everyone," according to the AP. "How could any one of us look into the eyes of our neighbors, our friends or our loved ones if we continued to deny them these basic legal protections?" The law passed the state legislature, which is controlled by Democrats, in April.

New Hampshire joins the ranks of six other states that allow civil unions or domestic partnerships. Oregon Governor Ted Kulongoski (D) signed two bills into law earlier this month establishing legal rights for same-sex couples akin to the benefits of marriage and banning discrimination based on sexual orientation.


TOM CRUISE IS TOTALLY SHITTING HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW!
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Kosher Gadget!

The Rasterbator (SOUND LIKE MASTURBATOR!!) is a brilliant application that creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. All you have to do is upload an image, print the resulting multi-page pdf file and assemble the pages into a beautiful (or disturbing - it all depends on your original image choice) poster that can be up to 20 meters in size.

It's relatively easy to use. You can either upload a file from your computer or use any file that is publicly available on the Internet. You will need a modern browser (Mozilla or Firefox are recommended) with Macromedia Flash Player 7 and you will need Adobe Reader (or other pdf viewer) in order to print the image. After you have cropped the image and selected a desired size, the rasterbated image will be sent to you as an easily printable pdf file. Visit the Rasterbator website for tips, galleries of amazing images and more about the application.

SWEEEEETNESS! NOW I CAN PUT UP THAT YANNI PICTURE I ALWAYS WANTED IN MY BEDROOM!

YOU AND YOUR HOT MUSTACHE...AND YOUR HOTTER SONGS....PURRRR

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CREEEEEEEEEEEPY ROBOT!

Japanese engineers have built this baby robot that can roll around, speak a few baby sounds and even walk if encouraged to. The baby robot can react to touch. It will also try and play with a toy if you give them one. Engineers are also hoping to write software to have this robot walk and talk like a 3-year-old.

I feel like this is forshadowing Man's downfall. The robots will take over. Or, the Japanese are just filming a horror movie and this is how they are marketing it. It turns into a killer robot that eats babies.

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So Not Kosher Quote of the Day

**TO MUCH INFORMATION ALERT**

"The thing is I'm a very small girl and my first son Harvey was a very big baby to push out and I know lots of women suffer from a prolapsed womb after they've had a baby. I do feel different inside so I want to get that checked out after I've had this one.
"But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg."

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The Daily Bitch for June 6, 2007

Belle and Layla the Labradors


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Sorry no posts as of lately.

Once again, I will punish myself by only eating potato chips and ice cream. mmmmmmm

Watch it. Love it/

This Just Made My Day

Hillary Clinton speaks in front of a misspelled banner while pitching tech plan to Silicon Valley execs in California.

This reflects how she will perform in office.

JUST TO KEEP IN MIND!

PS hahahahahahhahahaha she looks like such an ass

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The Daily Bitch for June 1, 2007

Gunnar the Miniature Dachshund


Look at that puppy!! So cute with its short legs and long tongue.
Weiner Dog!

HAPPY FRIDAY!
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The Daily Bitch for May 31, 2007

Fifi the Shih Tzu


Fifi? What a gay name.
Gay as in happy.
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